.:the.albedo.effect:. Volume One

Things Strangers Say To My Wife

Scenarion: At Wheel Works (Again)

In Things Strangers Say To My Wife on 30 March 2009 with no comments

Wheel Works Employee: Go ahead and slide your card.
*Swipes Card, puts it away, uses the stylus to answer the various prompts*
Jess: Hmm.
*Pulls out card to swipe again*
Wheel Works Employee: No, it went through.
Me: It says, “Swipe card” again.
Jess: I guess it lied.
Wheel Works Employee: It must be a man.
*silence*
Wheel Works Employee: You know. It must [...]

Scenario: At Wheel Works

In Things Strangers Say To My Wife on 9 December 2008 with no comments

Man: “My wife would LOVE your shoes.”
Jessica: “Oh, thank you.”
*Pause*
Man: “I left her tied up at home.”
Jessica: “….yea, I’m not touching that.”