.:the.albedo.effect:. Volume One

Things Jessica Says


Scenario: Seeking Attention

I want to hang out with you and you never hang out with me and I want attention and you never listen to me why don’t you ever listen to the things I’m not saying!!!!!!!!!
I probably should have removed the spaces between words to get a better feel for that one.

Scenario: Dinner

Me: You should get some taco meats. Her: Yes…..these are the ideas that lead nations!

Scenario: Conversation in the bedroom

“Owww…..my forehead hurts from thinking…”

Scenario: Discussing Male Hair

“I just assumed boys shower twice a day. It makes me feel better about the world I inhabit.”

Scenario: Dr. Mario Online RX (WiiWare RAWKS)

“Nope. Two-lose rule. We’re not playing with the Wookie anymore.”